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(*) including completed projects not documented at this site.
  

Costumes

BAG HEADS
BASKET HEADS
HOOVER HEAD
FLOWER POT MAN
FLAG HOISTER
POSTER PILLAR GUY
UMBRELLA FELLA

Projects

100 (EXHIBITION)
​THE 101 PROJECTS PROJECT
ALL WEATHER BEACH SHOP
ANGER MISMANAGEMENT
ARK OF COLOURS (*)
ART IN ORBIT
​ART ON WHEELS
 (*)
ARTS CENTRE (IOW)
BECAUSE YOU ARE WORTH IT
BIG HEAD 2 (FULL BODY 3D PUPPET)
​BLOCK TRUMP APP
BRAIN CALMING
BRONZE EVERYTHING
CARRY ON FILMING
CELEBRITY SPIT SHOP
CHURCH

THE COUNCILORS
CROSSING BORDERS
DICK BRANSON
DIE WEISSENSEER PUTZFRAUEN (KH)
DO NOT TOUCH 
(*)
EVER INCREASING CIGARETTE FILTERS
FORTUNATE MISFORTUNE
FROZEN SPERM DILDO
 (*)
GRAVESTONES
GUNTER VON HAGEN'S CHAIR
HAND & FOOT PORTRAITS

HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE
HEAPS (PILES)
HOLE DRILLING SERVICE
HOLY PLAYROOM
 (*)
IDIOTS OF THE MONTH
KUNSTFLEISCH EVENTS
 (*)
LET IT GROW
LOVE & FEAR
LOVE SHOP

LOW RESOLUTION CONFLICT RESOLUTION
MANNEQUIN
 (*)
MARKETABLE TIME MACHINE - SPONSOR REQUIRED (*)
MONEY FOR THE POOR (ARTIST)
MORE PIANO SCULPTURES
​MUSICAL SCRABBLE

THE NIKKI SUDDEN RECORDINGS (*)
N.U.T.S MAGAZINE (NEW UNDERGROUND TRENDS) (*)
ORIGINAL THOUGHT
OWE GOD
PP TREASURE STONES
QUANTUM KNICKERS
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
SHAKESPEARE STREET
SIDEWAYS FLYING AEROPLANES
SINGER-SONGWRITERS CAROUSEL
SINGER-SONGWRITERS SYMPHONY
​SOCIABLY INEPT
SPONSOR A FOOL

TINY TALK
TOENAILS ICE CREAM
THE WALKING ZOO DRESS
 (*)
WRONG TO SQUAT
ZURICH IS A TERRIBLE PLACE FOR STREET PERFORMERS

The Photograph

There are reasons my glorious discovery appears as a last item here and nowhere else. Above all, now is not the time to disclose it. My other plans will evaporate and I refuse to be sidetracked, as I am again and again. In this respect the fact that I am known as an inventor of ideas is advantageous. I quietly mentioned my find to three people in the beginning and they concluded I was inventing. So I told them to forget about it, that I had been inventing.

After years of research the photograph was verified by my expert (he will be disclosed too) and locked away in a Swiss vault until 2021. That will be it's 200th anniversary, and the 200th anniversary of our friend's death. For the moment, I am as excited as I was on the day of discovery, upon emerging, unaware of what I held in my hand, from the container of DDR rubbish behind our beloved abandoned culture centre in the former East Berlin.

"Ces imbéciles bureaucratiques!"
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